myownsinkingship:

Dana: Flirt with me now.
Casey: Flirt with you now?
Dana: Yes.
Casey: I will.
Dana: Start.
Casey: How ya doin’?
Dana: [Laughs] That’s good, Casey. How many years of college?
Casey: I’ve got more. I’m just saying hi.
Dana: Lay it on me.
Casey: What’s your name?
Dana: Casey, I’m saying flirt with me. I’m not playing somebody else.
Casey: You’re not helping.
Dana: Start again. Flirt with me.
Casey: I’m starting…now. [Pause] What’s your name?
Dana: My name is Dana you unbelievable moron. You’ve known me for fifteen years! Flirt with me. Tell me why you like me better than Sally.
Casey: I do like you better than Sally.
Dana: Tell me why.
Casey: I don’t understand.
Dana: I don’t think you’re ever going to have sex again. I gotta go.
Casey: You’re smokey.
Dana: I’m sorry?
Casey: The difference between you and Sally. You’re smokey.
Dana: I’m smokey?
Casey: You’re smokey. You’re a lot of other things too, but you are smokey.
Dana: I don’t know what that means but I like the sound of it. Tell me what it means.
Casey: It’s hard to translate.
Dana: Try.
Casey: You’ll make a joke.
Dana: We’re flirting, it’s ok.
Casey: Are we really flirting? Or are you just pretending to be you flirting with me actually being me?
Dana: You think I’m smokey?
Casey: Classy, impressive, sexy. Was sexy going too far?
Dana: It was fine.
Casey: You’re smokey.
Dana: [Smiles] Thank you.

Quite possibly my favorite scene!